By The Scoop Team · 4 min read
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Today’s joke: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use their honeycombs! 🐝
Good morning, Cy-Fair. ☕ We open with a Cypress teenager’s very close call — and the good news up top: he’s okay. Then the day brightens fast. A Cypress mom out-stubborned StubHub, a waterpark will cost less than a gas-station sandwich on Monday, and a rib dinner could end with you driving home a $65,000 truck. Let’s go. 👇
☀️ Today’s weather: The sky is done pretending, Cypress. Mostly sunny, a high near 98, and a feels-like climbing toward 106 — that’s not weather, that’s a preheated oven with a zip code. No meaningful rain chance, so the heat gets the whole stage to itself. Water the plants early, walk the dog before 9, and treat your steering wheel like a cast-iron skillet.
In this issue:
Lightning struck a Cypress teen’s bedroom — he walked away to tell the story
StubHub canceled their World Cup tickets. A Cypress mom refused to take no for an answer.
Nearly $1 million walked out of Tomball ISD’s tax office — the feds say they know who carried it
Monday is Houston’s own holiday — and the po’boys drop to $7.13
713 people get into a waterpark for $7.13 Monday. Guest #714 pays full freight.
Texas’ new election-integrity adviser has never run an election — and Harris County is watching
Eat ribs, maybe drive home in a $65,000 truck
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Top Story
Lightning struck a Cypress teen’s bedroom — he walked away to tell the story
Thirteen-year-old Vlad Skuridin was playing video games in his room near Cypress View Drive and Spring Cypress Road when lightning struck his family’s home, sparking a fire in the attic. “I honestly thought I was gonna die,” he told KPRC 2. Precinct 4 deputies responded, and thankfully, Vlad and his family made it out safely.
Houston summer storms build fast and strike faster, and this family’s close call is a reminder for all of us: when thunder starts, head inside, stay off corded devices, and if the worst happens, get everyone out first — a house can be rebuilt. Our thoughts are with the Skuridins as they recover from a terrifying night.
→ Read more at KPRC 2
Top Stories
⚽ StubHub canceled their World Cup tickets. A Cypress mom refused to take no for an answer.
Marilyn Gonzales of Cypress bought World Cup tickets for her family — and StubHub canceled the order for the Portugal match they’d planned around. She pushed back, KPRC 2’s “2 Helps You” team got involved, and in the eleventh hour the company came through with replacement tickets to Morocco vs. Canada, Houston’s final World Cup match. Not the game they bought, but the family got their World Cup moment.
Here’s the bigger scoreline: three separate Houston-area families with canceled StubHub orders have gotten tickets in the past 10 days after going to the news, and the Texas Attorney General is now probing StubHub. If a resale platform burned you this tournament, you’re clearly not alone — and the squeaky wheels are getting seats.
→ Read more at KPRC 2
💸 Nearly $1 million walked out of Tomball ISD’s tax office — the feds say they know who carried it
Kristi Williams, a former employee of the Tomball ISD Tax Office, has been charged by federal authorities with wire fraud, accused of taking $996,174 from the district. Tomball ISD broke the news in a letter to families and staff — the kind of letter no superintendent ever wants to write.
That’s just up the road from us, and it’s roughly a million dollars that was supposed to fund classrooms, buses, and teacher paychecks. Federal wire fraud cases move slowly but hit hard, so expect this one to stay in the headlines. We’ll keep watching.
→ Read more at FOX 26 Houston
🎉 Monday is Houston’s own holiday — and the po’boys drop to $7.13
July 13 is 713 Day, the one day a year the whole city celebrates its area code with a straight face — and restaurants play along with real deals. The headliner: every po’boy at BB’s Tex-Orleans rings up at $7.13 for dine-in guests on Monday. Cyclone Anaya’s, Common Bond, and a long list of Houston-area spots are pouring $7.13 margs and one-day-only specials too.
Consider this your 48-hour head start to plan a very Houston lunch. Monday diets are canceled by municipal decree.
→ Read more at Houston Press
🌊 713 people get into a waterpark for $7.13 Monday. Guest #714 pays full freight.
Typhoon Texas in Katy is doing 713 Day the fun way: the first 713 guests who buy tickets at the waterpark ticket window on Monday, July 13 get in for $7.13. No online sales, no advance purchase — you show up, you’re early, you win. After guest 713, it’s regular price like nothing ever happened.
With highs parked near 98 all week, a sub-$8 lazy river might be the best financial decision available to a Cy-Fair family right now. Pack the car Sunday night. You’ve queued longer for worse.
→ Read more at My Neighborhood News
🗳️ Texas’ new election-integrity adviser has never run an election — and Harris County is watching
State Rep. Nate Schatzline of Fort Worth resigned his seat July 2 to become Gov. Abbott’s senior adviser on election-integrity policy — a role he steps into, as the Houston Press notes, with “no previous election administration experience.” There’s already speculation he’s being positioned to replace Secretary of State Jane Nelson, who steps down July 17.
Why should Cy-Fair care about a Fort Worth guy’s career move? Because the Secretary of State’s office looms large over how Harris County — the state’s biggest — runs the November midterms. Whoever lands that chair will have a say in how your polling place works. Worth keeping an eye on.
→ Read more at Houston Press
🍖 Eat ribs, maybe drive home in a $65,000 truck
Texas Roadhouse is running a Rib Fest giveaway with a grand prize that sounds made up but isn’t: a 2026 Ram 1500 Big Horn America250 Special Edition truck, valued around $65,000. Entries are open through July 28 at 11:59 p.m. ET — and yes, the Texas Roadhouse that opened on West Road in June means Cypress can compete for that truck between bread rolls.
It’s a national promo, so your odds are lottery-adjacent. But somebody’s driving that truck home, and entering costs nothing but the time it takes to fill out a form. Ribs sold separately; willpower not included.
→ Read more at My Neighborhood News
☀️ Wednesday Quick Hits
The heat means business: high near 98, feels-like toward 106. Hydrate before you’re thirsty, palm-test the pavement before the dog walk, and check on older neighbors.
Best free double-header of the summer, one week out: Tuesday, July 14 brings the constable’s free watermelon at Atkinson Farms (10 a.m.) and Cypress Winds’ free send-off concert (7 p.m.). Total cost: $0.
Bombers Volleyball Club gets its Cy-Fair Chamber ribbon cutting Monday, July 13 — new courts for your future Olympian.
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🗓️ Local Events — The Calendar Beats the Heat
The sun’s showing off, so the week leans evening and indoors — with a weekend worth planning around:
Today — Wednesday, July 8
Singo Bingo Music Game Night — 7:00 PM · The Barn at The Frio, Cypress · Free to play — bingo, but the numbers are songs
Petra Cares Open House — 6:30–9:30 PM · 11629 Telge Rd., Cypress · Free, RSVP requested — tour the nonprofit training young adults aging out of foster care, dinner included
Dog Days of Summer — all July · LSC-CyFair Library, 9191 Barker Cypress Rd · Free — dog-themed fun building to All Dog Day July 25
Tomorrow — Thursday, July 9
Weekly Bird Walk at John Paul Landing — 8:30 AM · John Paul Landing Park, Cypress · Free — beat the heat, bring binoculars
Spanish Wine Dinner at Dario’s Steakhouse — four courses with Spanish wine pairings · Dario’s, Cypress · $119/person — date night with a passport stamp
Thursday Night Karaoke at The Barn — 7:00 PM · The Barn at The Frio, Cypress · Free — no cover, just courage
Looking ahead
Live Music on The Greene: Swing Rhumba — Fri, July 10 · 6:30–9:30 PM · The Boardwalk at Towne Lake · Free
Cypress Cars & Coffee — Sat, July 11 · 8:00–10:00 AM · Cypress · Free — bring your coffee snobbery
YMCA Langham Creek Farmers Market — Sat, July 11 · 10:00 AM–2:00 PM · Langham Creek Family YMCA, Copperfield · Free entry
Live Music on The Greene: Dan Golvach — Sat, July 11 · 6:30–9:30 PM · The Boardwalk at Towne Lake · Free
Bridgeland Farmers Market — Sun, July 12 · 12:30–3:30 PM · Lakeland Village Center, Bridgeland · Free entry
Decorate with Purpose — Sun, July 12 · cake-decorating workshop with Entrusted Houston, benefiting foster and adoptive families · Cypress · see listing
713 Day — Mon, July 13 · citywide · see today’s stories for how to celebrate for exactly $7.13
Scoop Trivia
Yesterday’s answer: The Texas red grapefruit — adopted as the official state fruit in 1993. The Rio Grande Valley has never let anyone forget it.
Today: Houston’s 713 was one of Texas’ original area codes issued in 1947. How many area codes did Texas start with? Reply with your guess — answer in tomorrow’s Scoop.
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Closing
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— The Northwest Houston Scoop team (real humans, sunscreen-dependent and proud)


